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earthnation:

teutoniic:

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finnharriesdick:

kissnecks:

there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots…

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mehmehwhatever:

Sing me to sleep
Sing me to sleep
I’m tired and I
I want to go to bed

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yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

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bagmilk:

mom: why are you always asking for money?

me:

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Cute boy in class:can I have a piece of paper?
Me:sure *hands him a marriage certificate*
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evil-sherlock-holmes:

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

aangnog:

itsneumann:

aangnog:

its funny how people in fandoms think theyre comedic geniuses for ruining text posts

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i think youre ugly and so are your fandom references on my posts

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you guys love poking bears with sticks don’t you

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This entire post is perfect.

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officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"

officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"

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tsarbucks:

watching a new tv show after hearing about it on tumblr and then getting addicted to it

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